HOW DUMB CAN YOU GET?
I'm serious, here...

Here, we see Bush Jr's first encounter with a "SegWay." For those outside of the US- the "SegWay" is an over-hyped motorized scooter that Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and other computer-savvy wankers said would usher in "a new age," and "Change the way our cities are built"

Well- to a certain extent, they were right, the residents of GeekTown and LoserVille are busilly revamping their infrastructures to integrate the Segway into their public planning. On the other hand, the rest of America found better ways to spend 5,000 dollars than on a silly little scooter. In the end, the SegWay has become one of the great commercial boners of the young 21st century...

However, amongst the idle, richest, whitest .0005% of the amrican public, it has become a status symbol. It's apparent that Bush Sr took a smidgen out of his grossly exaggerated pension (paid for by the US taxpayers) to shell out 5,000 bucks for a few of these pointless little toys...

Just the other day, Bush Jr paid his poppy a visit, and decided to give the SegWay a try... And what does he do with it, on the first tryout?

He injures himself.

I mean- seriously, folks- this is a wimpy motor scooter that can reach 5MPH when you point it downhill- but Ol' Bush Jr seems to be incapable of handling this rudimentary conveyance...

Considering he got no less than 3 DUIs- one has to wonder- if he's capable (barely) of piloting a motor vehicle while drunk- why can't he handle a simple MOTOR SCOOTER while (supposedly) sober?

A side note- Newsweek said that the photos of this incident were "too blurry" to print- strange- they look pretty danged clear to me...